mooj
a foul mouthed old pakistani man who works at smartech. introduced us to such delightful terms as the alligator f-ckhouse, cincinnati bowtie and the need for “connection”
mooj: it’s not about c-cks and t-ts and b-lls, it’s about love! it’s not about b-tthole pleasures..
andy: it’s definitely not about the b-tthole pleasures
…and so on.
from the word muhajadeen. derogatory term to a person of middle-eastern decent.
guy 1) hey, isn’t the correct word muslim?
guy 2) no! it’s a f-ckin’ mooj!
to relax on a comfortable piece of furniture
mike: ‘i’m so d-mn tired. may go for a mooj.’
cat: ‘cool. you go mooj!’
a stinking muslim.
jim: what’s that weird music coming out of the mosque?
ben: i don’t know, some mooj sh-t.
a noun that can represent any person place or thing.
can be used as a replacement for (1)mother f-cker (2)d-ck wad and (3)douche nozzle.
generally used in a bad sesne.
stacy: awww that f-ck tard gave me a tony danza
becky: ugh what a mooj yo.
any form of word(verb, adjective, noun etc) any means anything you want it to mean – i.e a suitable replacement for any word in your sentence. created in conjunction with “the jaffulator”
“your a f-cking mooj”
“oops, i, moojed it again”
“bend over while i mooj you”
“come along and we’ll all have a moojing great time”
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