Mookanightus
the next level up from being a mook. some would call one who is a “mookanightus” the king of all mooks. ussually drinks sh-tty vodka such as wolfschmidt or dubra, and uses it to lure under-aged girls to a even sh-ttier car (such as a 1980’s model purple/ moave honda civic. tends to work at lucy’s chicken, and has been known to fish for long periods of time. main goal in life is to procreate, get sh-tted, and spread stds. also see std-k
person a: dude that kid kyle dk is such a mook, i cant believe he drinks that sh-t and lures girls into his civic with it.
person b: nah dude, hes past the point of being a mook. he has entered the level of mookanightus.
person a: sh-t dude, i didn’t realize. i better go hide my younger sister.
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