Moon Ass


a woman’s gluteus maximus that is mainly constructed of cellulite. due to the lack of muscle the -ss is covered in dimples, loose spots, and has an appearance that resembles the moon: a cratered surface.
“yo i heard you got with sarah, how was that fat -ss of hers?”
“sh-t was nasty dude! b-tch’s -ss was filled with dimples and it was loose as f-ck!”
“d-mn, really! i never thought sarah would have moon -ss!”

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