Moon Head(s)
moon heads are thugs (or chavs in britian) who can barely string together simple sentences without the use of the f word.
an easy way to detect a moon head is the repeated use of the phrase “arghh mate it woz such a batty crease”, a slight over bite, usually a dimond earing and the trait that got them their name; their huge, oily, spotty, shaven skulls.
in some cases they will have thick circular gl-sses and/or will be very short
—-caution—-
these will be the c-ckiest little sh-ts you will ever meet, try and avoid this breed of moon heads.
moon head: “f-cking h-ll, you f-cking emo!? ”
man: “erm no i’m just wearing skinny jeans lol.”
-moon head turns to it’s moon head(s)-
moon head: “ahhhaha f-cking mate!? f-cking batty crease mate, f-cking emo wearing f-cking skinny jeans – f-cking state mate, i f-cking tell you haha”
a person with a big head
sutton you moonhead
a person with either:
a large fore-head
a head almost as large as the moon itself
john: hey you have a moon head.
ben: yeah i know i have
a derogatory term to describe a person unfortunate enough to have a forehead and chin which jut out in unsightly fashion, resembling a half moon when viewed in profile.
reese witherspoon is such a moon head!
a person who’s head resembles that of a natural satellite, or a head which is abnormaly large or round
f-cking h-ll jason, you’ve got a f-cking moon head. just look at it, it’s a whopper.
a person who’s head that looks like a half moon when you look at them from the side. they have a huge stuck out chin with a oversized forehead. other names for these people are sp-cerader and jnoz.
look at that over there, haha, moonhead!!!
to describe a young fellow who goes by the name of dale cook, hes head is now being researched into by nasa due to it’s freakish size.
dale’s head = the moon
the moon = dale’s head
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