moon lake
moon lake “estates” is a huge neighborhood that surrounds the actual moon lake. everyone who lives in moon lake is a scrub or redneck. there’s no doubt about that. by driving into any regular moon lake neighborhood, you will see scattered car parts and a washing machine in every yard. everyone owns a dog that rips peoples heads off, and everyone that lives there also owns a gun and smells of body odor. also, everyone in moon lake smokes pot.
kid a: i’m bored. there’s nothing to do in new port richey. wanna smoke pot with me?
kid b: ew stop talking to me, you live in moon lake.
a witch coven, kkk clubhouse, and several notorious, nefarious biker gangs living in a junkyard-swamp/failed trailer park development infused in limerock dust, burning garbage smoke, and broken dreams. and a pinch of crystal meth.
boy: would you like to go out on a date tonight?
girl: yes, i’d love to!
boy: great, i’ll pick you up at 8! where do you live?
girl: moon lake!
boy: oh, uh, you know what? i totally forgot. i can’t go out tonight. i’m um, sick. -runs away-
neighborhood off of moon lake road consisting largely of drug addicts, pot heads and drunks. all the best parties are moon lake parties, and most likely is where your drugs come from. 50% rednecks, 10% wiggers 15% stoners 5% african americans
“hey joe can you score me a bag?”
“yeah if you can give me a ride up to moon lake”
“i heard there was a lesbian orgy in moon lake this weekend.”
where the b-tch -ss people live
girl : that b-tch is a hoe
boy : you gonna get yo -ss kicked, she from moonlake
girl : oh sh-t
crack-head central full of trailors snanks c-nts and red necks.
dont go to moon lake or the sk-nky crack-head renecks will getcha!!
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