Moon Minute
an under-exaggeration of time caused by the moons slower orbit than earth. a moon minute lasts longer than an earth minute. usually used when not wanting to get out of bed.
taylaa: “hey, go cook lunch”
alex: “yeah, i’ll start in a moon minute”
-alex rolls over and cuddles taylaa until he can be bothered-
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