moonchie


noun.
1. a s-x organ between a gay male’s gluteus maximus that when used correctly; can and will influence, manipulate, and control the mind of any heteros-xual male.

2. the “experienced” -n-s of a gay male that is known to feel so pleasurable to the p-n-s of any heteros-xual man it will cause him to leave his wife, children, and in some cases his entire life behind.

3. the most powerful tool a gay male can possess

4. a married female’s worst nightmare
1. fahylando invited jenny’s husband jeffery over to enjoy his moonchie after a fight they had; jeffery never came back home.

2. “b-tch i let him hit this moonchie one time and he signed every blank check in his checkbook and gave it to me.”

3, “dude i swear i thought that i was happy man until i f-cked fahylando’s moonchie; but afterwards, i served my wife divorce papers for unexplained.”
noun.
1. a s-x organ between a gay male’s gluteus maximus that when used correctly; can and will influence, manipulate, and control the mind of any heteros-xual male.

2. the “experienced” -n-s of a gay male that is known to feel so pleasurable to the p-n-s of any heteros-xual man it will cause him to leave his wife, children, and in some cases his entire life behind.

3. the most powerful tool a gay male can possess

4. a married female’s worst nightmare
1. fahylando invited jenny’s husband jeffery over to enjoy his moonchie after a fight they had; jeffery never came back home.

2. “b-tch i let him hit this moonchie one time and he signed every blank check in his checkbook and gave it to me.”

3, “dude i swear i thought that i was happy man until i f-cked fahylando’s moonchie; but afterwards, i served my wife divorce papers for unexplained.”

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