Mooney
the embodiment of the alpha male, conceived by super sperm and brought forth unto earth by a female of father’s choice. gifted with intelligence and athleticism, a mooney normally rises to stardom early in life and serves as the leader of the pack. family origin dates back to donegal, a town in county donegal, ireland. contrary to legend, a mooney is not descended from any religious icon and is not a prophet.
amy: “there is no such thing as the perfect guy. i’m sick of guys, and i just want someone who is smart, funny, and a thoroughbred racehorse in bed.”
jen: “amy, we need to find you a mooney.”
reuseable, highly portable and secure bucket style toilet. great for a variety of outdoor uses including hunting, fishing, camping. the mooney is used to secure and remove solid human waste and is particularly -ssociated with uses involving white-water rafting and river kayaking.
on our river adventures through protected lands, it is often required to bring and use a mooney to securely store and pack out our waste.
to ruin something before it happens
bob: dude have you seen that new harry potter movie?
ugly: yeah snape kills dumbledore.
bob: wtf, dude. u just pulled a mooney
1. a person who thinks they know everything; someone who always thinks they’re right and annoys the sh-t out of everyone.
2. someone who exaggerates stories when telling them to someone else
1. – no, that’s not how you do it. i’ve done this like a million times. you’re doing it wrong.
– quit being a mooney. chill, son.
2. – …and i was like, “whoa get off my girl,” and he punched that other dude in the face.
-that never happened. you’re a mooney. and a b-tch.
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