Moongasm
to have a moongasm, one must be looking at a picture of michael moon while masturbating. the completion of the moongasm requires the masturbator to be consuming m-ss amounts of reese’s and then must finish off into a bowl of doritos.
i had a double moongasm after lunch when i was alone in the break room. n-body will touch those doritos now.
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- moonshining
to make alcohol illegaly, usually by night. bill bob: “howdy joe! we’ve been moonshining, want some?” joe: “ok! i love drinking that alcyhol” -gulp- -gulp- joe: “oh sh-t, my eyes!!!”
- mushroom stew
when having s-xual intercourse, the woman takes a dump. the sh-t is used as lube. the sloppy mess of c-m and sh-t after s-x is the mushroom stew wow! last night was crazy. i made some mushroom stew in this girls -ss!
- Musky Flagpole
inserting one’s member into different sauces and inserting into your partner’s v-g-n-, and then into her mouth so she can guess what the flavor is i dipped my c-ck in bbq sauce and gave my girlfriend a musky flagpole, she thought it was fish paste!
- mygspot
very inappopriate word. means the v-g-n- of a woman. donald: yo tom, guess what? tom: sup? donald: i just hit laura in the mygspot tom: d-mn you!
- myspace bisexual
a girl who makes out with other sl-tty chicks at parties and then claims to be bis-xual because it’s trendy to say so and gets people’s attention on mysp-ce. pretty much any girl on mysp-ce who lists her s-xual orentation as “bis-xual”. hence, mysp-ce bis-xual.