Moonwalking
moonwalking is when an attempt to move on from a past relationship miserably fails and instead you end up going back to your previous boy/girl friend.
this makes you feel like you’re months in the past instead of in the present, hence the term moonwalking. walking forward but going back.
“yo man, i thought you weren’t with rachel anymore. you’re back with her? thats some serious moonwalking.”
when you have to take a sh-t so bad, you have to walk slow, like you are on the moon, on your way to the bathroom.
i was holding my p–p for so long at walmart, i was moon walking all the way to the stalls. i didn’t make it though and i cr-pped by the tvs.
to stroll with ones -rs- hanging out of ones fubu pants in a rival gang’s hood for a giggle!
sh-t n-gg-z! we gotta uzi these mo fo’s for moonwalking out streets
when you and your boy moon walk on each others tounges while kissing in hidden places in dark dances.
“wow look over there! kelly and john are deffinately moonwalking all over each other.”
Read Also:
- Schnagles
any interaction between a sober person and a drunk person. phil’s schnagles with her last night were funny, he messed with her while she was drunk and he was sober.
- Schnatties
huge br–sts, large br–sts, great looking br–sts, any set of great looking br–sts on a woman. wow, look at those schnatties on that one. can i get two tickets to schnattiville please? that woman has some m-ssive schnatties.
- 5 Second Johnny
1.someone who can only get it for 5 seconds, before the girl realises shes not interested anymore. 2.only being able to last five seconds. did you hear about kyle? yeah i heard he pulled a 5 second johnny when he was with sam hes so embarr-ssed he hasnt come out since!
- 5 second rule
an unwritten law dictating that if a food or other consumable item is dropped onto the floor, it may be picked up up and eaten within five seconds. the reasoning behind this is that dirt and germs take six seconds to transfer from one surface to another. “oops, dropped my popsicle. five second rule!” (proceeds […]
- Horc
horc comes from the nordic word “horcerer,” who was a type of highly regarded icelandic fighter in the 9th and 10th centuries, in part due to a psychotic state induced through the consumption of mushrooms, mead, and undercooked beef. during battle, the contents of the horcerer’s stomach would mix and form what the nord’s called […]