mooreidous
a possibly fatal disease in which you can’t stop smiling but on the inside you’re totally p-ssed. can be caused by:
total -sshole teachers who are pmsing
other infected patients
watching turtles do it for hours on end
jacob”don’t get near me.”
sean”why?”
jacob”that math lesson gave me mooreidous.”
sean”holy sh-t. get to the quarantine.”
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