Moose bonger
swedish slang for a semi erection.
“i can’t get out of bed just yet bro, i’ve got a bit of a moose bonger. maggie thatcher naked on a cold day… maggie thatcher naked on a cold day….”
“i got a moose bonger in church earlier, it was embarrasing to the fullest extent”
“i could have sh-gged her, but i was so p-ssed i only managed a moose bonger!”
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