Moose Bootying
moose bootying is a term used to describe when you accidentally back up into someone and your b-tts touch. this must be accidental to be cl-ssified as moose bootying.
“dude moose bootying is so awkward!”
“totally man! i just did it to some girl at the ice rink the other day!”
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