Moose Game
this is a game played using a group of at least 3 people. before the game starts each person chooses an animal and declares a motion of that animal. for example.. doug is always the snake.. always. no exceptions. when someone calls on him he displays the snake symbol (flat o on sign language for all you signers out there) the game is played to the beat of “we will rock you” with patting 2x on the lap and one clap. when the game begins the snake always starts the beat so everyone catches on until everyone else joins in. the snake then does his symbol and on the second time around throws up someone elses symbol in the current game and then that person does another persons symbol.
rules
1. calling on someone who is out of the game means you suck and your out of the game you idiot.
2. you can’t call on the person who just called on you.
3. no scr-w-ng up the signs – you have to keep the beat going.
4. the last 2 people left have to get progessively faster calling out eachothers signs until the winner is determined.
5. after the winner is determined he or she has the absolute right to taunt another opponent in the previous game.
pat, pat, clap. pat, pat, clap. pat, pat, clap. (this begining portion goes on until everyone in the game catches onto the beat the snake set.) pat, pat, (snake sign). pat, pat, (unicorn sign). the unicorn then goes… pat, pat, (unicorn sign) pat, pat, (moose sign) etc etc etc
amy: i’m bored.
katie: me too.
amy: what do you wanna do?
katie: moose game!
amy: alright call up the gang.
15 minutes later…
katie: ok guys, let’s play.
matt: can i be the snake?
doug: no! i’m always the snake and i always start you biggity b-tch
matt: alright i’ll just be “no!” (with face)
this is a very simple and easy game you can play about anywhere. its really boring if you don’t have a lot of people though. usually playing it in school is fun.
first you call some ones name when they’re not looking at you, with your hands around your eyes like binoculars. if they look at you, they must get on their hands and knees and yell “moose!”. but! if you call their name, and they look at you when your hands are around your eyes, and they have their pointer fingers by their temples like devil horns, you have to get on your hands and knees and scream “moose!”
“hey lets play moose game”
“okay”
–10 min later–
chris-“….jenny!”
jenny-“what?…cr-p”
chris-“hah”
jenny-“moose!”
ex2:
chris-“….jenny!”
jenny-“what…”
chris-“cr-p….moose!”
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