Moose Knuckles

a very noticeable bulge beneath a tight clothed males waist line, more popularly known as a hard on or erection. due to the restricted room for the d-cks extension, it fails to fully protrude outward, thus, remaining hindered and resembling an intriguing mound-shaped growth instead. women have camel toes and men have moose knuckles (which is actually pertaining to the knee on a moose).
“oh my god girlfriend, did you see the size of that moose knuckle that guy was carrying around under his speedo?”
in yiddish this means a man that has his pants hiked up too far and has split the difference in his bean bag leaving one nut on either side of the crotch seam causing the individual nuts (you’ll have to sit this one out hitler, sorry) to hang low and give that ‘sad puppy dog eyes’ appearance to the n-ts-ck. most often -ssociated with older men in slacks with belts.
grandpa- f-ck dude, reunite your nuts. your pants are like the berlin wall of n-ts-cks. tear down the wall! tear down the wall! tear down the wall!
a male version of camel toe
dude, your jeans are so tight your moose knuckle is showing
a man’s version of a camel toe. the result of wearing spandex, or pants that are way too tight–resulting in an unsightly bulge of his junk.
check out the moose knucks on that freak!
the male version of a cameltoe. usually found on older rotund gentlemen wearing a suit.
that guy in the business meeting was so big, his moose knuckle was sticking out of his front of his pants and it looked like a f-nny pack gone wrong.
canadian word to describe a man whose pants are so tight that his ‘package’ stand out or bulge.
dude, that dudes pants are so tight he’s got a mooseknuckle. what an f-gmaster that guy is.
a woman with big p-ssy lips – in small clothing looks like she’s got a mans package.

also refers to an ugly v-g-n-. the more beat up the v-g-n- is the more it looks like a mooseknuckle. loose v-g-n-
aaron: does yana have a c-ck?

rob: naw, shes got some huge coochie flaps aka mooseknuckle

aaron: wtfh??

rob: her sh-t is loose – beat the f-ck up!

rob: her sh-t is as big as her forehead

aaron: word
simply put it is the male equivalent of a woman’s camel toe. usually caused by the seam of tight but thin leg wear such as spandex, the t-st-cl-s and p-n-s form two bulges on opposite sides of the seem that vaguely resembles the hoof, or “knuckle” of a moose. hence “moose-knuckle”
jon didn’t wear underwear under his skintight peterpan costume, and everyone could see that he had a moose-knuckle.

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