moose piss

the nasty, frothy, unfulfilling junk left at the bottom of a bottle of beer.
joe: “do you want the rest of my beer?”
sydney: “thanks, man”
joe: “no problem”
sydney: “what the h-ll? it’s all moose p-ss”
started off in a small town called sudbury in canada. started as a young teenager drinking the end of all beers ( the moose p-ss) to get drunk. now a days moose p-ss is known all around the world for borrowing money from many people and not being able to pay them back. struggling threw life a moose p-ss must borrow money and cigarettes to go threw everyday. stealing is also one of there hobby’s witch makes all moose p-sses snakes in the gr-ss…

if you don’t know moose p-ss is also a disease that can be handed down to you if you make contact with a moose p-ss for more than 6 hours. if you have made contact with a moose p-ss and not sure if you will catch the moose p-ss disease contact you local family doctor or any known plastic surgeon.

a moose p-ss is not harmfull unless showing aggression if you notice any aggression not to worry they are very weak and do not pack any sort of strength to be able to injure even a small child or even a rabbit or small animal.

if asked to borrow money from a moose p-ss just simply deny deny deny till he gives up or till you cannot handle his techniques in that case you simply slap him to make him cry. once crying a moose p-ss is harmless.
kid; hey moose p-ss got my 30$?

moose p-ss: umm no man my mom gets paid tomorrow.

2 days later..

kid: yo moose p-ss got my 30$ snitch?!

moose p-ss: umm no man my dad is giving me 50$ tomorrow..

…. goes on like this till the kid forgets about it or till you get upset enough to front him and beat him up witch will force him to leave town because of his habit of borrowing money when he has -50% income coming in.
slang for canadian brewery mooshead’s beer. derived from the foul and overbearing taste of most moosehead products.
man are you drinking moose p-ss tonight? gross!
moose p-ss- a mixture of vodka and taboo
this moose p-ss gets u p-ssed well quick man
a name a f-g gives to coors light
why are you guys drinking that moose p-ss?
dude, why are you drinking a wine cooler? f-g