moose pistol
1. noun. the moose’s p-n-s, what the moose uses to f-ck other mooses and drunken sl-ts with.
johnny, you best stay away from dat moose pistol or it gonna go off! oh no, there it goes, right in your face. well, now you’re gay, you’ll have to walk home.
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