Moosemas
moosemas is floating winter holiday meant as a non-religious subst-tute for christmas, hanukkah, and other seasonal holidays popularized by orthodox consumerism.
moosemas was begun in the 1980s by discordians, and can be celebrated as either a pagan or secular holiday, depending on the audience. like most discordian traditions, it’s a bit hard to tell how seriously people take this holiday.
on moosemas, everybody gets together to eat chocolate mousse, drink moosemosas, stand under the moosletoe, yell moosletov!, and otherwise moose out.
costumes and gift giving are optional.
merry moosemas!
an expression commonly used by rizzle, tima and singles when something is very lol
tima: dude look at that guys shoes
rizzle: moosema
only the best holiday in the world, made in celebration of the all-holy freddus mooseus.
moosemas day is january 12th!
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