moosemove
otherwise known as “pulling/doing the moose”, the “moosemove”, is an ambiguous practice, and is most common among inexperienced men during the art of s-xual practice. it is usually defined as mistaking the -n-s for the v-g-n- or cl-toris, so is usually “pulled” during foreplay or “doggy s-x”.
“dude, he totally pulled a moosemove on her, and that’s not the funny part! she was too embarr-ssed to complain, and didn’t tell him until 10 minutes in!”
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