Moosespanker
masterbating, f-cking off, slackin’ off, good for nothing son of a b-tch. a lazy b-st-rd.
that godd-mn chris, he was supposed to cut the gr-ss and take out the garbage out today but instead, sat home and get drunk. he’s a moosespanker anyway. this is what happens when you let a boy do a mans job.
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