moosewood
a m-ssive erection. the term implies the type of erection that is found mid-bl-wj-b.
ex 1. yo, i woke up this morning and i was sporting some moosewood, so i jacked off immediately.
ex 2. dude, when that girl was grinding with me, i couldn’t contain my moosewood.
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