moosles
a horrible disease that makes your body parts fall off after having direct contact with a moose
“my leg is gone after i kicked that moose.. i must’ve got those d-mn moosles!”
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h-m-, gay, -ss pounder, likes it in the -ss with fists, drummer of -n-s, super sucker i used to be a cop, and i got fosix’d in the -ss by my brother-in-law. i blow more guys than a 6′ industral fan in a bag house.
- futtocking
the act of a baby or infant child making crying type or talking noises for a brief period whilst not being awake. eg. talk quietly, don’t go upstairs, he’s just futtocking. pour me another gl-ss of wine
- Morning Cup of Tea
the first urination of the day. guy: good morning sweetie. girl: good morning. guy: i’m going to go make my morning cup of tea. girl: i hope it’s a good one.
- morning metal
worse than morning wood, this is what happens when your bladder is almost at the point of bursting. oh no, rachel’s in the bathroom, and i really got some morning metal! rachel, i gotta pee! rachel? rachel!!!!
- morning stiffy
a characteristic of the male human. the morning stiffy occurs at about 6 am. hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop…. “well, i woke up with a morning stiffy… so i wanted to do up the old lady, but she […]