moosphey
moose trophey shortened to moosphey (noun):
antonym of prawn; someone with a attractive face but possessing an unsalvageable body.
origin: sophie’s mind, post chromosome loss.
tom: i am a prawn.
sophie: i am a moosphey. i need a tarp. if i hadn’t lost that chromosome then maybe my body would’ve developed into something that didn’t look similar to a dolphin bred in chern-byl.
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