moot cute
the term “moot cute” applies when you have an attractive person in your life with whom you have no romantic or s-xual relationship. you typically use this phrase as a response to someone’s inquiry as to why you’re not involved with that individual in an intimate and/or physical way. the reason you’re not involved with this “cute” person is because it’s “moot.” in other words, the person has other commitments, mental issues, or is of a different s-xual persuasion.
tim: yo, billy! that chick sally is smokin’! why aren’t you nailin’ her?
billy: aw, shucks man, sally’s moot cute. she’s crazy, and she’s about to move to new york.
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rachel: omg amanda, who is that guy tim i saw you having dinner with? he’s so chiseled! is he your latest man?
amanda: ha! moot cute. tim’s gay.
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bill: man – who was that babe who gave the speech at your bday party? and why wasn’t she your birthday present, if you know what i mean??
phil: dude, moot cute. that was my cousin. and we’re not from west virginia, if you know what i mean…
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