mooter
the crotch region of a man (man cooter)
that bread theivin’ biznatch socked me right in the mooter!
an old jazz musician term for marijuana from the 1930s. part of the secret lingo used for public obfuscation.
“hey bro, you got any mooter on you? i’m out.”
like “man b–bs” or “moobs” only fuller and rounder. an unsettling site common in the 50 and over crowd and the video gaming community. can often be seen in communal showers and health club saunas
my buddy:holy f-ck i saw old carl in the shower after work, he’s got some real moobs!
me: no dude, those aren’t moobs, those are some real mooters
an ugly person, mainly females! used in south-east uk or modern c-ckney
look at her she’s a right mooter!
when you go into a restaurant named, and famous for, waitresses with large br–sts, they wear t-shirts that say “hooters”. but when all the waitresses have small b–bs, they should probably wear shirts that say “mooters” because really, what’s the point. the food sucks anyway.
dude, did she leave her t-ts at home?
yeah. hooters? that point is moot. those are mooters.
a man scooter which is used by people from the area of dudley.
usually they crash when trying to p-ss people.
i spoke to mark today, who managed to crash his mooter when trying to p-ss someone on the pavement.
when a guy has a male version of br–sts, either by extra fat or from working out aka man hooter
wow, that guy has some serious mooters
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