Mootoomboo
probably the worst race of people to hail from africa, who have become delusional about their abilities. they boast about some lame–ss rites of p-ssage (myth would tell you that they must slay a white shark; however after doing my due diligence, i found they simply must go around and touch on the b-ttocks of their peers and scream to the top of their lungs “gto”). mootoomboos simply believe they were the 300 spartans. they say that they don’t have women that are mootoomboos, but i think we all know what that means.
mom, you think if gary tells people he’s a mootoomboo that he would be cool. gary, that saddest thing i’ve ever heard. of course not.
johnny found out he was a mootoomboo and became a h-m-s-xual.
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