Mop Hopper
1. (noun) any member of the us navy, who, after long periods at sea, tires of his ‘hot-bunk’ buddy, and starts raping hot mops as a source of s-xual gratification.
2. (very) to s-xually -ssault a hot, wet, steaming mop.
may it please the court, this video clearly shows the defendant repeatedly, and with much vigor, s-xually -ssaulting a mop, in the hallway. the defendant is, in fact, a mop hopper.
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