Mop My Tile
licking a girls p-ssy that is shaved. similar to munching carpet, however the “carpet” is removed!
amy & nisa rock!!!
guy: hey baby can i munch your carpet?
girl: i don’t have any carpet (wink wink), but you can mop my tile
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