Mop the Floor
when you put your girl on top of the kitchen counter and perform oral s-x and she squirts all over the floor. and that is the reason you have to mop the floor.
my girl loves it when i mop the floor!
after a girl has given a guy a bulimic job, she then eats up the throw-up she just regurgitated off of his genitals. bulimic job and mop the floor can continue for several rounds.
christina: oh my god, i love being bulimic.
josh: that’s wonderful baby, now can you mop the floor?
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