Mop Water
stagnant v-g-n-l secretions from a grandmoter
“granny left some mop water when she got up from her chair”
a female dirtier than your average street walker, the town wh-r- or your ex-boyfriends cheat; a more fragrant criticism than the use of the word “c-nt”
mr. post declared his lady friend to be nothing finer or cl-ssier than mopwater.
homemade iced tea; another way of telling someone you have iced tea that you made, the term comes from the fact that homemade iced tea looks like mop water and the joke that a waiter/waitress that does not like a customer will bring them their iced tea with dirty water usually from a bucket that was used to clean the floor with.
my friend asked me what i had to drink and i told him that i just made mop water an hour ago if he wanted that.
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