Moped Porn
generally refers to pictures of beautiful mopeds.
guy 1: bro! let’s take some pictures of our peds!
guy 2: moped p-rn!
p-rnography entails when one man shoves his phallus into one/many parts of a car
moped p-rn
“hey josh saw you was into modped p-rn?”
“yea its great we should go for a drive some time?”
“yea maybe we can double team your ped”
“:p”
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