Moral Majority

irony at its finest.
moral majority? i just giggled a bit…
a group of christians who believe that it is their burden (very similar to the white man’s burden in africa) to impose their “morality,” which apparently has been endorsed by a so-called son of g-d who has been missing (or dead) for the past 2000 years, the same amount of time that his return has been imminent. the only way to do this, of course, is to get into politics, the most amoral activity on the planet. when dealing with the moral majority, watch out for harsh judgements, death threats, and an occasional lie, since this is all in the son of g-d’s book, the bible.
the moral majority have forced school prayer on all students under penalty of crucifiction.
1. group of people who think and act as if they are better than you. especially if you do not worship the same deity in exactly the same way they do.

2. people who use the bible as a facade to promote their political agenda. also, quoting the bible out of context to emphasize their political agenda.

3. absolute hypocrates!
the moral majority helped to re-elect george w. bush at the expense of the middle cl-ss, the poor, and all the military service men and women.
a group of 1980s christians that attempted to press their agenda on the rest of the country, they were listened to but in the end, no one really gave d-mn. but after 9/11, it seems like it might be returning.
the moral majority is neither moral nor a majority.
an immoral minority of bible believing bigots who preach the love of g-d through hating and oppressing those who would disagree. anti public school, anti gay, and anti progression, these wonderful demons would have our country thrown in a backward spiral to the 50’s era. on their way to h-ll, they will see heaven, and g-d may very well slap them and say “wrong!”.
the moral majority came to my school, and handed out poison condoms and said “stick that in and feel the love of g-d”.
the super majority of this democratic republic the preeminent agent for western civilization has inflicted freedom upon the oppressed peoples of the world expanding their moral regime.
besides monotheism, code of law, philosophy, mathematics, literacy, chemistry, physics, modern medicine, sanitation, electricity, transportation, nuclear power, electronics, computers, and sp-ce travel what has western civilization’s moral majority ever done for the world?

the 8.9 out of 10 americans who self identify as christians of one denomination or another plus jews comprise the american moral majority