Morale Monster


(noun) a bipolar nco who believes it’s their primary purpose and responsibility to micro manage and diminish the morale of their soldiers.
one who puts their own agenda above the welfare of their soldiers.
“d-mn, the morale monster is back to make us clean up someone else’s mess for the sixth time this week.”

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