More Venus than Penis
phrase meaning that a party, event, or social gathering contains more women (venus) than men (p-n-s) in total attendees. alternatively, one could reverse the words ‘venus’ and ‘p-n-s’ in the phrase to mean that the event has more men, than women. see sausage fest
phrase was originally coined by a man named jeremy from connecticut who was in charge of ‘pre-party arrival recon’ to determine if the event was worth inviting more people.
guy1 (on phone)- how’s that house party? are there a good amount of girls, or is there alot of dudes?
guy2- h-ll yeah, definitely more venus than p-n-s, my friend! are you going to drop by or what?!
guy1- i’m on my way now…(click)
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