morebian
the opposite of a lesbian. generally, morebians really, really like c-ck. unfortunately, they are 900-pound wookie-dyk-s who have to settle for lesbian love because no man in his right mind would risk falling into the abyss of despair (aka: huge fat b-tch sn-tch).
morebians are resentful towards men because when they were 15, a guy dated them for a week and then had to break up. these women were so hurt by this immature young man that they harboured a lifelong resentment towards him, despite the fact that if they stopped and thought about it, they are f-cking psychotic b-tches.
so, these hound dogs spent the rest of their pathetic adolescences staying home on weekends eating chips and ice cream.
finally after turning thirty and never having touched a man in their adult lives, they suddenly weighed 900 pounds and had “heart difficulties.” then came the sn-tch-licking. so much dirty lesbian sn-tch that it would make you vomit. ew.
because these morebians were so disconnected from their one true desire, a man, they devoted the rest of their pathetic lives to being huge, giant lesbians. at least they’re getting something.
man, i thought that was a couch. i was about to sit down and then i looked closer and it was one of those huge angry b-tches that hate men. f-ck – i almost got eaten!
i would call her a lesbian, but she’s so huge and angry that i have to call her a morebian. that’s because there certainly isn’t “less” of her. there’s “more.”
holy sh-t! watch out – she’s eating that guy!
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