morfo
basically the ugliest thing that you will ever see in your life has a big -ss nose (similar to pearl from steven universe) or a witch. those kinda girls are the things that create nightmares.
me: ew wtf was that thing?
someone: oh it’s that creature without the letter a and it’s named morfo the animal
me: bruh!!
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