Morgan Paige
a morgan paige is different. she’s f-cking amazing. usually a redhead. she’s the kind of girl who doesn’t care what people think about her. she embraces dancing in her car, singing in the rain, and taking a million pictures. in other words, get to know her. now.
morgan paige, you are amazing and you brighten my day.
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