Moriartying
the habit of emphasising one random word or phrase in a sentence.. you know.. for effect.
random guy: i will burn the heart out of you
-sets fire to your boyfriend-
you: bro, stop moriartying, it’s terrifying and s-xual all at once.
{hissing and drawn out vowels is equally effective}
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