mormoid
a mormon who lives a secular life in a large metropolitan area, and is unable to comprehend that someone else doesn’t believe what he/she believes and they try to convert them anyway. most mormoids live in the utah, idaho, arizona region.
“sister (your last name here), the spirit told me … (their story here) … you could come to church with me this sunday / would you like a visit from the bishop? / should i send the missionaries over?” – a mormoid trying to convert you.
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