Mormon French Kiss
when two people (always a boy and a girl, duh they are mormon) touch cheeks together and then rub their tongue against their cheek, thus protecting their values via the layer of protection of their cheeks.
kelvin and i totally got caught mormon french kissing last night by his parents. i think i need to go talk to my bishop on sunday.
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