Mormon Hipster


not one to push the envelope too far, the mormon hipster tests the waters of hipster-dom by wearing “diet-hipster” clothes- all the hipster look without the calories, or, in this case, the h-m-s-xual tendencies. rocking skinner than normal jeans, slightly lower neckline t-shirts, appropriately vintage footwear, and whimsical plastic framed gl-sses in day glow colors, the mormon hipster is cool enough to hang at an indie concert while still holy enough to attend church the next morning.
after church, my friend dave and i bought neon pink nerdy gl-sses to complete our mormon hipster look.

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