Mormon knees
premature -j-c-l-t–n, especially -j-c-l-t–n prior to any direct genital stimulation. from a story about 2 mormon adults “making-out.” the couple was following church guidelines– no tongue kissing, no laying down, no touching private areas of the body– basically just lots of tongue-less kissing. when the woman, who was wearing a long skirt, shifted in her seat and inadvertently let her knees show for a brief second, the man -j-c-l-t-d into his underwear.
i have to relieve this build-up or i might just have get a case of the mormon knees on my date tonight.
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