Mormon Panty Liners
special holy sanitary pads used by mormon women to protect their mormon underwear from “the curse”. these are sometimes also used by mormon men to avoid being embarr-ssed by mormon crotch.
1. naomi didn’t want the cl-ss to know she would be unclean for a week, so she used mormon panty liners to hide the shameful stain.
2. upon seeing his 13-year-old bride, jeremiah immediately developed mormon crotch. fortunately he had planned ahead, and taped a mormon panty liner over his throbbing member prior to the wedding.
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