Mormon Road-Block
similar to a moving road-block, a mormon road-block is the situation where three or more vehicles are pacing each other on the freeway. this causes problems for those trying to speed past slower vehicles. a mormon road-block is worse than a moving road-block because mormons typically drive mini-vans, suburbans, or specially made 15 person vans, so as to carry their families. this means that even if vehicles are not trying to pace one another, a roadblock can still occur because of the simple size of the vehicles.
tim: why weren’t you here on time? didn’t you leave early enough?
mike: i left in time, but i got stuck behind a mormon road-block
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