Morning 2X4
an extreme case of morning wood, where the guy wakes up in the middle of a wet dream and didn’t dream climax. resulting in waking up with blue b-lls and an urge to f-ck the nearest thing in sight.
tedd: man today was a rough morning.. byron: why? tedd: i woke up with morning 2×4 today. byron: owch, must’ve sucked tedd: yeah. good thing shannon was there to relieve me.
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