morning after
the time when you wake up, usually after a drunken night, that you realize the problem that was made last night. random dude is p-ssed out in your bed, drooling on your pillow.
texts;
girl one; omg! some naked guy in my bed!
girl two; i told you not to take him home! you were gone!
girl one; sh-t. this is an awesome morning after..
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