morning deuce
defecation immediately upon waking.
if one habitually suffers morning duece symptoms (being woken by abdomenal pains, excessive farting and/or swamp -ss) diagnosis of morning deuce syndrome (mds) is likely.
“i couldn’t sleep in this morning.. a god d-mn morning deuce woke me from my slumber.”
“yeah, so i ran some tests and well, you came up positive. it looks like you’ve got morning deuce syndrome and well, here’s the real kicker… you may never sleep in again.”
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