Morning Dewey
a morning dewey is when you j-zz all over your friends face while they are sleeping or are p-ssed out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
-sshole #1: “how was your morning sunshine?”
-sshole #2: “f-cking sh-t. i was super hungover and i woke up with a morning dewey on face. it had dried up and i couldn’t f-cking open my eyes. it was the worst.”
-sshole #1: “hahaha, i was the one who gave you the morning dewey. i’m so awesome”
-sshole #2: go f-ck yourself.
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