morning face


the way a girl looks without makeup.
that’s an -ss nasty morning face that trick -ss hoe be sportin, yo.
that tired, ugly face people get when they’ve just woken up in the morning. it’s also just as common to get morning face after waking up from a nap. people with morning face may also have morning hair. they will have bags under their eyes/dark circles around their eyes, a slouched posture, and pouty lips. their skin may also appear paler/greenish or yellowish, as if they are sick, but it is more common to just be a little paler.
my brother: hey, vicky – oh, my god, it’s jeff the killer!
me: chillax, b-tch, it’s just my morning face.

(whenever i grin with my morning face, i actually do look like jtk.)

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