Morning Icicle


morning icicle is when a male wakes up with an unnaturally cold b-n-r. usually found in the winter or when sleeping with your meat in an ice bucket. 99% of all cases wake up screaming due to the huge pain of a frozen, erect, p-n-s.
joe: hey, have you seen steve?
rob: yeah, he woke up about an hour ago screaming.
joe: oh! did he have another morning icicle?
rob: yeah, i don’t know why we go camping with him.

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